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1st-Feb-2009 04:30 pm - A Ginger Bits FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions
Since I don't like to repeat myself, I created this FAQ post. The following Q&A session is by no means exhaustive. It merely encompasses the points of interest I am willing to address directly. It will be supplemented periodically if you continue to plague me with your curiosity.

Q. 
Why did you choose the name Ginger Bits?
A. 
I most certainly did not choose this pseudonym for myself. It was bestowed upon me by an irrascible younger sibling and his dubious sense of humor. I guess you could call it a family joke. 



Q. 
What does Ginger Bits mean?
A. 
Let's see if I can make this clear without offending anyone's delicate sensibilities. "Ginger" is a color. In some regions, it is a commonly accepted assignation for hair color. For example, a ginger cat has orange fur, while a ginger-haired man could also be called a redhead. Moving on. "Bits" is an anotomical euphamism which is used colloquially to refer to the proof of one's manhood. Suffice to say that in my case, the carpet matches the drapes. If this has failed to enlighten you, it's time to have that little chat with your mother. Now go away.  




Q. 
Are you really a guy?
A. 
After the previous question, do you really need to ask?




Q. 
Why are you so mean?
A. 
Why are you still here? This is my journal, and if I choose to be a sarcastic bastard, I will be. If you insist on hanging around, I can only conclude that you find my blunt manner endearing. I'm not trying to ingratiate myself to anyone. I'm here to write because it's what I enjoy doing in my spare time. Take it or leave it, because I won't change.



Q. 
Your story says it will be yaoi, but there hasn't been any action yet. Why not?
A. 
Which one of us is writing this story? The boys will get there eventually. And here I thought you ladies were all about foreplay. [snort]



Q. 
I have a really good idea for your story. Do you want to hear it?
A. 
No.



Q. 
What do you think about MPREG?
A. 
It would play havoc with my boyish figure, so I plan to avoid it at all costs.


Q. 
Will you ever update Brothers-in-Arms?
A. 
Yes. I started this story when I joined the 30shards  community and placed a claim on the Inuyasha/Sesshomaru pairing. If you are very clever, you might realize this means there will be at least 30 chapters in my tale.



Q. 
What's taking you so long to update?
A. 
I write for pleasure, but it is far from the only pleasure my life holds. Just because a few weeks have passed, do not assume I have abandoned the story. I will proceed at my own pace. 


 
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